If Fran Lebowitz and Ian Fleming had blessed the world with a love child it would have been author J. Fields Jr.

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J. Fields Jr. is the author of several successful self-help books, including "How to Be a Bad Bitch" and "How to Be Successful Without Being Successful." His novels are known for their humor. They are completely unpretentious and unafraid to talk about topics that most people only discuss in whispers. He is also the author of the bestseller, "What Every Man Thinks About Women."

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